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Unwelcome to Nova Roma

You clicked on the link. BIG MISTAKE. Soon, you will be overwhelmed by the ravings of the world's angry nerds, complaining how the world has been so mean to them. Never mind, you can still look around, I suppose...Oh yes, who am I? I am Caligula, the master of Nova Roma, and I do not mind if you laugh at my grumpiness... but bad things happen to those who abuse our resources... Very bad things... Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very,very, very, very bad things... Oh, forget all that rubbish, just keep reading.

Recruitment, duty and all that rubbish

Your empire needs YOU...to laugh at this piece of shit.

YOUR EMPIRE NEEDS YOU...to laugh at this desperately unfunny piece of angry, nerdy garbage. Or at least, Caligula does.

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Thankfully, Lord Kitchener has not sued us for this obvious lampooning of his poster, as he is Unalive and as a result cannot do anything at all (except fester).


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