Jew

Did you have a bad day today? If not, why are you looking at this? If so, do not blame your woes on the dog. Try blaming it on that old scapegoat-the Jews.

Over 9000 reasons to hate the Jews
1.They killed Jesus.

2.They killed Jesus.

3.Actually it was the Romans.

4.Wait, that has nothing to do with Jews.

5.Wait, that has nothing to do with Jews either.

6.Wait, that has nothing to do with Jews either.

7.Wait, that has nothing to do with Jews either.

8.Wait, that has nothing to do with Jews either.

9.Wait, that has nothing to do with Jews either.

10.Wait, that has nothing to do with Jews either.

11.Please, get back on topic.

12.They hoard gold.

13. They talk about b, an obvious beach of rule 1.

14. They perform a strange martial art (see picture).

15.They wear funny clothes.

16.They have funny hair.

17.They invented gherkins.

18.Wait, that was not a bad thing!

19.Does that mean that there are good things about the Jews?

20.I suppose so.

21.That means our redneck racism is unfounded!

22.ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

23.There are over 9000 of them.

People who listened to this rubbish advice
Over the years, many people have scapegoated the Jews and blamed them for their woes. Caligula thinks you have. Admit it, sometimes you just want to drop a nuclear weapon on Israel and be rid of them, before remembering that actually there are more Jews in the USA and they will sue you. Remember the rhyme:

Offend a Jew and he will sue.

Caligula does not hate the Jews: he only hates rednecks, frogs and Chinky-Chanky-Chongs.

The biggest hater of the Jews, of course, is Nutziland. Nutzis, in the words of Rucka Rucka Ali, "killed like a million Jews, and then killed another 5 million". This is correct, and Polska will never forgive them for it because more than half of these were Polaks. Although they deny it, modern Nutzis, like the KKK and BNP, still wish to carry out a second Holocaust, but are unable to because they accidentally gassed themselves. Caligula requests that you do not partake in these activities, but Frank Butcher leads a band in Detroit. You can sign up on his website. At one point, he even made a film, called Schindler Missed, which consisted of him attempting to gas a synagogue and ending up slaughtering the turkeys in a nearby farm. Needless to say, he had a very nice Thanksgiving party afterwards, until most of his fans dropped Unalive from eating the gassed turkeys.