Torture

Torture, also known as Extraordinary Rendition, is the usual method for extracting information from detainees of the Americans. It mainly takes place at Abu Gharib, but also in Maroc. Donald Rumsfeld was a great fan of this technique, and it helped him to obtain vital information. Other nations have also used torture, but recently only the USA has been bothered to use it.

American attitudes to torture
Most Americans believed that torture should not take place on American soil, so Guantanamo Bay was constructed for such acts to take place. However, after the Muzzies started bombing stuff, it was decided that new facilities were needed. Of course, the public were too lazy to build anything, so prisoners were instead sent to other nations and tortured there. Around this time, President Bush decided that even saying the word "torture" was inappropriate, so the term "extraordinary rendition" was invented. This made sense, because detainees were rent in all sorts of extraordinary ways...

Methods
Many methods are used in torture, but they mainly fall into 3 categories:

Phobia torture
This form of torture exploits one's worst fears. For example, an arachybutyrophobe would be forced TO EAT A PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH! DUN DUN DUUUH!

Psychological torture
This involves humiliating the detainee. For example, one could make the victim crawl around like a dog, then force him to eat dog food. This torture can also be sexual in nature.

Physical torture
Of course, for some, humiliation is just not enough. These people just have to actually go in and castrate the victim with a pair of pliers, then gouge out his eyes, pull out his nails, tear off his penis, then whip him with cheese-wire, set vicious dogs on him, saw off his feet, rip his flesh into strips and throw them around the room. The people who do this are mad and belong in aysla, but some, such as Donald Rumsfeld, manage to escape. If you ever see him, just report him to Frank Butcher on his website.

The Torture Gallery
This is the Torture Gallery. Here, one can marvel at the wonders of torture... wait, is that Donald Rumsfeld's lawyer? He is going to sue us for saying "torture"! [[Cycle of repetition|Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! Wait... we said torture again! 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